Sharon Edit

Sharon is a regular patron of the Beardbois Discord server and is usually responsible for any incident that occurs. Guilty of causing mods to fall asleep in their chairs, cultivating hope in humanity, building an artificial intelligence that will try to exterminate humanity, and not taking it out for Harambe.

Other more recent offences include, but are not limited to:

  • Attempting to take Dave's dog.
  • Taking Dave's kids and house.
  • Becoming the hive queen for the Xenomorphs.
  • Making that one Mario level where you have to kill Yoshi.
  • Not petting a cat.
  • Founding the Department of Motor Vehicles
  • Blocking Jirard and Projared from forming ProJirard to defeat Omega Shenron.
  • Directing, Producing, and Appearing in Rush Hour 3.
  • Creating the driving mechanics in LA Noir.
  • Numerous donations to the Saw video game franchise.
  • Popularizing the hate culture around Star Fox Zero.
  • The biomedical engineering of Jirard Syndrome.
  • Drinking out of the milk carton and then putting it back in the fridge.
  • Voting Harambe in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Her actions are currently being heavily documented by the regulars of the Beardbois Discord server. For your safety, if you see Sharon please call 555-2368. Because who else would you call?

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